Top 10 Starbucks Moments

1. (Phone rings, You answer) Thanks you for calling Starbucks on Such and Such Street, this is ______ speaking, how may I help you?
(Older womans’ voice responds) Hi, I was wondering what your guys phone number was?
2.(You mop the floor and a customer opens the front door and walks in with dumbfounded look on his face, then after some time says) Are you guys open?
3. Jeez, Starbucks is expensive…
4.(While you wear a green apron with a wet rag in your hand someone asks) Do you work here?
5.I WANT a 6 Shot, Grande in a Venti, Decaf, Five Pump Sugar-Free Caramel, Non-Fat, No Whip, No Foam, Extra Hot, With Light Carmel Sauce, Three Ice-Cubes, and 2 Shakes of Vanilla Bean Powder Latte (You begin preparation of the mans drink, and hold back from laughing at his silk violet shale draped across his neck like a gay Gandhi)
6. (You work hard closing up the store as a customer pulls on the locked door, he tugs again, and once again, of course, for good measure. He flares his arms in the air and you stare at this individual if for no other reason then the shear stupidity he possesses. He leans into the tiny crack between the doors. He says, yelling) Are you guys closed?! (You ignore him and continue your work)
7. (During the early morning rush, you call out a drink) I have a Decaf Grande, Non-fat, No foam Latte…(You continue to work, all the while calling the drink out four more times)…(a woman finally comes up and grabs the drink in a fit, mad at you somehow. Somehow because you didn’t call it out to her a sixth time, while she was listening to her iPod and stood five feet from the counter.)
8. I’ll have a donut, on a plate with a fork and a knife…
9. (Woman walks into the store, very incoherent) …Is this Starbucks?
10. (Customer Walks Up to the Register) How are you doing today?…